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Warning for Ged,Mick and anyone else in north manchester
« on: 25 January 2009, 09:21:56 AM »

The absolute nadir of existence has been reached. Er indoors is about to use her 4x4 and sat nav to go to the new morrisons supermarket. Sat nav AND a jeep to make a 5 mile shopping trip??? Jesus
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Re: Warning for Ged,Mick and anyone else in north manchester
« Reply #1 on: 25 January 2009, 09:37:41 AM »

I've been. It's probably our closest supermarket now. It's a supermarket. Much like any other supermarket.

Mrs Badger does that kind of thing - ooh, new supermarket, must check it out (although she doesn't use sat nav or a Jeep). I just don't see what the attraction is.
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Re: Warning for Ged,Mick and anyone else in north manchester
« Reply #2 on: 25 January 2009, 09:41:01 AM »

is the weather bad?  ???
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Re: Warning for Ged,Mick and anyone else in north manchester
« Reply #3 on: 25 January 2009, 09:43:58 AM »

is the weather bad?  ???
No-but keep it quiet-the tossers at the insurance companies'll use it for another hike ;)
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Re: Warning for Ged,Mick and anyone else in north manchester
« Reply #4 on: 25 January 2009, 01:46:55 PM »

my next door neighbour bought herself a sat nav for christmas

she came round and asked for my help because she was having trouble entering the settings for the school 2 miles away

my question of why she needed it programmed in, when she has probably done the trip a couple of hundred times already seemed to go straight over her head, she looked at me as if I had jusrt asked her the stupidest question in the world

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Re: Warning for Ged,Mick and anyone else in north manchester
« Reply #5 on: 25 January 2009, 02:22:51 PM »

my next door neighbour bought herself a sat nav for christmas

she came round and asked for my help because she was having trouble entering the settings for the school 2 miles away

my question of why she needed it programmed in, when she has probably done the trip a couple of hundred times already seemed to go straight over her head, she looked at me as if I had jusrt asked her the stupidest question in the world


This is why I don't get one for Mrs Badger. People sometimes ask me why I don't, because every time she drives somewhere she's not been before I always get at least one call to try and work out where she is and where she should be going, despite me equipping her with clear written instructions before leaving. My answer is that I'd rather talk her through where she is and where she should be going, than try to talk her through reprogramming a sat nav over the phone.

She actually has a superior 3-step method of navigating. 1. Get in passenger seat of car. 2. Go to sleep. 3. Wake up at destination.

Me? I can read a map.
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Re: Warning for Ged,Mick and anyone else in north manchester
« Reply #6 on: 25 January 2009, 07:32:35 PM »

The problem with sat navs is the drivers. If the disembodied voice says turn left, they'll turn left even if the road isn't suitable for the vehicle they are in. There used to be some stories of them sending people the wrong way along one-way streets, but more modern units tend not to suffer from these problems.
The are said to help the drivers by leaving the free to concentrate on the road, but in some cases they become so dependent on the Digital Doris that they forget all other aspects of driving. Checking the map in advance of a long journey is part of the fun.
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Re: Warning for Ged,Mick and anyone else in north manchester
« Reply #7 on: 25 January 2009, 08:55:58 PM »

I spent a very horrible journey up to wembley last year for the NFL game

I was given a lift up there, and the guy that took me drove the whole way with his eyes on the sat nav screen, even on the motorway

it was fuckin frightening
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Skint

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Re: Warning for Ged,Mick and anyone else in north manchester
« Reply #8 on: 25 January 2009, 09:12:29 PM »

. Checking the map in advance of a long journey is part of the fun.
And when you get that S2-the journey wont even seem that long ;D
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Re: Warning for Ged,Mick and anyone else in north manchester
« Reply #9 on: 25 January 2009, 09:13:43 PM »

BTW,chaps-she ended up going to salford as she only keyed in the road name-not the postcode :o
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Re: Warning for Ged,Mick and anyone else in north manchester
« Reply #10 on: 26 January 2009, 03:54:18 AM »

Fuckin' hell Skint...

Somebody married you???

hehe... ;)

I'll probably pay for that.
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Re: Warning for Ged,Mick and anyone else in north manchester
« Reply #11 on: 26 January 2009, 05:46:43 PM »

Fuckin' hell Skint...

Somebody married you???

hehe... ;)

I'll probably pay for that.

You are a cruel bastard bongo !

(I guess you knew that though)

Satnavs are great !!
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Re: Warning for Ged,Mick and anyone else in north manchester
« Reply #12 on: 26 January 2009, 06:32:19 PM »

Fuckin' hell Skint...

Somebody married you???

hehe... ;)

I'll probably pay for that.

You are a cruel bastard bongo !

(I guess you knew that though)

Satnavs are great !!


did you meet her in the paras keith?
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Re: Warning for Ged,Mick and anyone else in north manchester
« Reply #13 on: 26 January 2009, 11:19:43 PM »

Tsk tsk tsk...........

As the token female representative on here (where are all the others, have you burly men scared em off??) I feel I need to redress the balance of this thread.

I drive all over the country, have never used a Sat Nav (and never will, they're bloody irritating!) and NEVER get lost.

If I don't know the way somewhere, I look at a map........and if I'm at all concerned about the liklihood of my arriving on time etc,  I check my route through the AA website.

I'm also the Navigator when we go out as a family! (and we don't get lost then either!)

So NER!!!!!!!!!!!!!   :P

PS Being in North Manc as well, I know about the Morrisons, but have never felt an urge to "check it out"   Does this make me a man???  ???
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Re: Warning for Ged,Mick and anyone else in north manchester
« Reply #14 on: 27 January 2009, 02:39:24 PM »

Fuckin' hell Skint...

Somebody married you???

hehe... ;)

I'll probably pay for that.
I think god beat me to it with that face of yours, donal  ;D
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Skint

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Re: Warning for Ged,Mick and anyone else in north manchester
« Reply #15 on: 27 January 2009, 02:42:31 PM »

Fuckin' hell Skint...

Somebody married you???

hehe... ;)

I'll probably pay for that.

You are a cruel bastard bongo !

(I guess you knew that though)

Satnavs are great !!


did you meet her in the paras keith?
As I realise this passes for humour in that peabrain of yours-I shall make allowances for someone like yourself that lost out heavily when they launched "care in the community" :)
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Re: Warning for Ged,Mick and anyone else in north manchester
« Reply #16 on: 27 January 2009, 06:37:03 PM »

Fuckin' hell Skint...

Somebody married you???

hehe... ;)

I'll probably pay for that.
I think god beat me to it with that face of yours, donal  ;D

 :D  Feck off...
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Re: Warning for Ged,Mick and anyone else in north manchester
« Reply #17 on: 27 January 2009, 07:17:02 PM »

what bongo says  ;D
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Re: Warning for Ged,Mick and anyone else in north manchester
« Reply #18 on: 30 January 2009, 04:11:17 AM »

Mrs Cash has a Tom Tom (no not a bongo!!!) and the one time I used it was to go to Doncaster Airport. Before leaving I checked the route myself on the map and off we went... the damned thing took us right through Doncaster town centre instead of taking us the simple route through Bawtry. A journey that should have taken an hour and a half tops took nearly two and a half hours and got me to the point of wanting to kill.... oh and I had to do something I absolutley hate... ask someone for directions as the sat nav got completely lost and tried to send me the wrong way through a one way system...

I won't be using one again!!!!
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Re: Warning for Ged,Mick and anyone else in north manchester
« Reply #19 on: 31 January 2009, 08:25:08 AM »

December 2007 I took some back roads home from work to see starlings flocking. (unbelieveable sight for thise who haven't witnessed it).

As I approached a small village on a single track road I saw a car making unusual progress and noticed the driver studying his sat nav to the excusion of all else. I pulled as far into the bushes as I could and waited for the inevitable impact. When the dust subsided I got out of the car to examine the damage to witness three burly Polish migrant workers get out of the other car. Shit I thought and got on my phone to the police.

As it happens, the poles were very sorry about the whole affair. They'd been working in Glasgow and were trying to catch a boat in Newcastle to take them home for christmas. Their sat nav had told them to go via Liverpool and they were on the "shortest route" from liverpool to Newcastle.

Never had a sat nav, never will.

I'm just about to set off by Motorcycle from Cumbria to a place in Hyde that I've never been to and I've memorized the route. I'll get there OK.
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Re: Warning for Ged,Mick and anyone else in north manchester
« Reply #20 on: 09 February 2009, 11:26:28 PM »

Last 3 days I've discovered that satnavs and lincolnshire do NOT get on.

No wonder they never gave Lincolnshire motorways !
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Re: Warning for Ged,Mick and anyone else in north manchester
« Reply #21 on: 10 February 2009, 10:41:21 PM »

Stay on the A1, A17 or A15.

That's about it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z-4EbDucvI
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Re: Warning for Ged,Mick and anyone else in north manchester
« Reply #22 on: 11 February 2009, 12:40:01 PM »

In defence of satnavs, I still believe that they can be an invaluable tool, if used correctly. I do a lot of long-distance driving around Europe and my satnav has massively reduced the stress levels and improved the comfort of those journeys. I do always consult a map before departing and also have a reasonable sense of direction and knowledge of the basic locations and distances involved. However, the satnav is incredibly helpful for negotiating complicated one-way systems in unfamiliar cities and, combined with the car's own information about petrol consumption, allows me to find petrol stations to fill-up at the optimum times. It is often better and more accurate than the directions provided by hotels who always seem to make their routes sound easy, regardless of how complicated they are. It gives me prods when I might be exceeding the speed limit and is usually more helpful than the average hotel receptionist when trying to find a decent place for a meal. It can also be invaluable when trying to find alternative routes to avoid major hold-ups, although I always check its recommendations against my map before embarking on them. The point is never to become totally reliant on a satnav system but to use it in combination with other tools, such as maps and braincells. For someone who, like me, spends a lot of time driving with no passenger/navigator in unfamiliar places, it is a great stress-reducer and often a great time-saver too.
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Re: Warning for Ged,Mick and anyone else in north manchester
« Reply #23 on: 11 February 2009, 06:10:43 PM »

H

You've specified the good reason for using sat nav - driving abroad. In Britain I already know the way to pretty much any major town or city without the use of a map, and I also possess good quality large scale maps of the whole country. A sat nav, therefore, is superfluous for me, although I recognise its useful ability to take you directly to an actual address in a big town. Also, here at least I can rely on road signs being in English (or Welsh and English).

Once I'm over the water, I see far more use for a sat nav - in fact the only times I have ever actually driven with a sat nav have been on a business trip in the Netherlands, and on our trip to Schalke, and on both occasions I found them helpful. As you say, though, it's a tool - I'd no more drive into a canal because my sat nav said so then because my map said so, and the problem is that too many people just blindly do whatever Digital Doris tells them to do regardless of what they actually see when (if) they look through their windscreen. And although Doris is pretty reliable, sometimes she gets it wrong.

As for the average hotel receptionist, you've obviously fared better than I - I have yet to find one who could find their arse in the dark with both hands, let alone direct me somewhere competently. Mind you, as a bloke, I am genetically ill equipped to actually listen to directions - as soon as they start talking it just goes in one ear and out the other.
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Re: Warning for Ged,Mick and anyone else in north manchester
« Reply #24 on: 12 February 2009, 11:07:48 AM »

Stay on the A1, A17 or A15.

That's about it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z-4EbDucvI

Trouble with that theory is that neither place was actually ON any of those roads, well one was kind of....

I passed my bedroom about 30 yards away at 5:25pm on Monday evening, but didn't actually get into it tyill 6:15pm, mainly because "doris" thought it was on the A46, and in reality it was off an adjoining road, the rest of Lincoln seemed to be suffering 40mph grid lock  ::)
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