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[wasp]

It appears the fashion is now to take your dog with you when bike riding. Fine , I take both of mine round the paths of the Lea Valley park(i know, its a joke). Last week however I was amazed to see a woman riding her bike down the main road with a pit bull chained to her right hand and her seven year old daughter wobbling along behind her. Feck me, that had the potential to make the Piccadily Circus scene in Werewolf of London look like a side meeting at the annual conference of  electronically activated flow valve enthusiasts.Anyone else seen any gooduns? Not flow valves, Ged, if you dont mind.

[epun]

i get the bit about dog walking and riding a bike the you lost me, 

[wasp]

In said scene, the werewolf, who has metamorphed whilst giving the heroine a below the belt kiss, charges onto Piccadilly Circus in rushhour causing a certain degree of consternation among circulating motorists, as  is wholly imaginable. I mean, who would want to be bitten by a werewolf who had just been engaged in such a distasteful activity? It could lead to infection.In fact, one motorcyclist completely loses his head over it.

[Mick]

Don't explain, it shatters the illusion. You should cultivate an air of mystery. This is how Ged gets all these loose women - it's not just his Nissan Primera, it's the valves, he doesn't explain them. You ask him what he does, and he just says, "valves," mysteriously. Well, have you got a scooby about them? Even after interrogating him at length?

Mystery, trust me mate. Have I ever dispensed duff advice?