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[wasp]

approach dont work, laissez faire dont work, nothin works with this lot. And the only constant is Fat Frank doing his usual imitation of Rotherham's reserve right half and our star turn Wayne looking like a right fat puddin.Quite enjoyable for us cynics, lol

[Tragic]

Must win next match...surely it can't get any worse?

ctid

[Dizzy]

Anyone convinced by Rooney's apology?  Sounded fake and forced.

[Tragic]

Anyone convinced by Rooney's apology?  Sounded fake and forced.

Poor Wooneh obviously not used to a real fan reaction to a shite performance and why should he be...spends most of his footballing time at a club where they suck his cock or make excuses for him when he fails to deliver, which being fair to him is pretty rare for them.

Reality isn't what the big red do...

ctid

[The Pupi]

What is it with every one having a go at England?
We are STILL, after 180+ minutes, unbeaten in the tournament. We kept a clean sheet yesterday and at no point did we look out of our depth against the undisputed kings of the Gobi desert, far from it; we looked almost comfortable at times. The whole of the England team carried the national beacon of expectation with a courage and tenacity unseen since the Battle of Britain - and everybody wants to slate them for it. Shame on you!
Before the tournament I questioned Fab's selection, wondering why he left Johnno and Walcott at home but now I see why. I'm ashamed to confess that I also had doubts about Emile Heskey but he's more than proven me wrong; showing an elegance and majesty on the ball that I haven't seen since the days of Steve Kinsey. The only slight hiccup thus far is the (omni)presence of our lucky talisman and England's greatest ever player by a long shot, David Beckham, which has obviously not had the desired effect as our young lions are (understandably) dazzled and overawed by his greatness. But never let it be said that (soon to be Sir) Becksy Wecksy is a one trick pony. From his role as 12th man, he will soothe the team, helping England emulate his achievements by winning gloriously. Hysteria beckons, it's a good time to be English and people should be proud of "our boys" instead of questioning things they obviously have no understanding of.

[PeterT]

Though all that may be so....


...... they're/we're still a bland bag of shite 

[wasp]

I agree with the Pupi, lets get behind the lads.They've done us proud so far. They've not had a shag for three weeks(well most of them haven't) but they are still giving their all. And they'll only be getting two weeks on the beach.In retrospect, make that four weeks,lol

[Mick]

Tish and fie. You'll all have to eat your words when big Emile dances round the Brazilian Argentinian Spanish German defence and fires in from 30 yards to complete his hat-trick and win the final (Wooney to score the 4th, bouncing on the line off the cross bar).

They're saving themselves. Don't want to peak too early (like during the tournament). And fooling the opposition into thinking we're shite, so we can strike clinically and unstoppably when they least expect it (during a game). It's what good teams do, pretend they're completely bobbins and scrape through in order to sweep all before them triumphantly. It's genius, what a brilliant manoeuvre - quite clearly el Capo de Capos has been studying Sun Tzu's Art of War and Machiavelli with the lads, as well as the Captain James T Kirk guide to solving that impossible test that he solved when he was learning at Spaceman Academy that I can't remember what it's called but it's impossible and he did it cos he's dead brilliant at everyfink like James Bond, and David Beckham.

And as for doubting Spud-u-Like's finest ambassador's erudite and heart-felt apology, which was quite clearly all his own words, I'm shocked, shocked I tell ya!

[Ged]

It's 86 all over again. We'll tonk 'em on Wednesday to qualify then roll the Germans in the next round before going out to a "hand of fat coke-head" type goal in the quarter finals.
I'd just prefer it if my other plan came to fruition: Shrek gets injured (nothing too minor) and we get to the final where SWP and Gaz Baz score the winning goals and Joe plays a binder after James is forced to withdraw due to a dislocation hair-do.

[Dizzy]

 
Now I remember why TC was the best forum in cyberland!